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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Escalators don’t break. They become stairs.</description><title>Ok. So whats the speed of dark?</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @headonastick)</generator><link>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>I hate technology</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Things I own that are broken:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;Laptop #1 (4.5 years old) &lt;br/&gt;-Sound-card&lt;br/&gt;-CD Drive&lt;br/&gt;-Internal hard-drive&lt;br/&gt;-Docking Station&lt;br/&gt;-Battery (lasts 45 minutes tops)&lt;br/&gt;-Fan (overheats in minutes)&lt;br/&gt;-RAM (takes 5 minutes to load a website/30 minutes a program)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Laptop #2 (6 years old)&lt;br/&gt;-Wireless access (can&amp;#8217;t even get on the internet)&lt;br/&gt;-CD Drive&lt;br/&gt;-Mouse &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Wireless Router (won&amp;#8217;t connect to modem- 7 years old)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;External Hard-drive (will not turn on- 3.5 years old) &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Printer (leaks ink everywhere- 4.5 years old)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Digital camera (won&amp;#8217;t turn on- 3 years old) &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;iPod (will not play music- 4 years old)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Cars&lt;br/&gt;-VW is totaled, engine blew up on the side of the highway&lt;br/&gt;-Just spent $550 on the Camry which caught on fire, still has a broken catalytic converter (NOT cheap) &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;p&gt;My droid works, my tv works, and my wii works.  Those things are really helpful with productivity.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Bitching marathon=complete&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
 </description><link>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/2307516950</link><guid>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/2307516950</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2010 21:31:13 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Dear weather.com,
It is NOT 11° F outside right now, it is in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku3hatAGEq1qztgxao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dear weather.com,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It is NOT 11° F outside right now, it is in the mid-60’s.  Thanks for trying though!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/268057469</link><guid>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/268057469</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:06:29 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Brian: Why are you coming out of Burlington??&#13;</title><description>Brian: Why are you coming out of Burlington??&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Adam: What do you mean?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Brian: Are you taking nuclear engineer classes?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Adam: No. BUT I like to know where every bathroom on campus is.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Brian: Haha, why?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Adam: Just think, when the zombies attack and you have to duck into a random building to escape, you are eventually going to need to know where the bathroom in that building is.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Brian:...&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Adam: You have to be prepared.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Brian:...&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Adam: Or the Zombies will eat your brains.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
</description><link>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/217605142</link><guid>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/217605142</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:12:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>olivehearts:

Double radio show day. The WKNC show was...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kor2vzuoL91qzzh8no1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://olivehearts.tumblr.com/post/168502942/double-radio-show-day-the-wknc-show-was" target="_blank"&gt;olivehearts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Double radio show day. The WKNC show was considerably more relaxed. We had a whole hour to talk about touring and recording and played a bunch of songs. They even played a song from Ticonderoga’s secold album, the Heilig-Levine LP, “They Can Run.”. Ticonderoga was the name of the band Phil and Mark were in, with Wes Phillips, before breaking up. This is Beth writing, so I can say that Ticonderoga were an amazing band, with a lot of gorgeous and technically difficult and weird songs with odd time signatures and varied instrumentation.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You can hear some of their songs on &lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/Ticonderoga" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/Ticonderoga" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.myspace.com/Ticonderoga&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Or &lt;a href="http://www.ticonderobics.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ticonderobics.com" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.ticonderobics.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And their music is on iTunes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All three men sang lead in Ticonderoga on different songs.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You might like them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/170502672</link><guid>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/170502672</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:46:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Organic 2 Final at 8am</title><description>Adam:   If my life were played out in a movie. this would be the part where the slow piano music would play, and it would be really sad and everyone would cry.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Adam: But hopefully it would be a big mistake and it turns out there is nothing to be sad about afterall, and then we all break out into song!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Adam: Twist ending!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Adam: I also want my part to be played by Denzel Washington, because he yells a lot! &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Jenna: OMG Adam stop texting me and focus on your study materials.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Jenna: Listen to the theme from Rocky.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Jenna: It will give you POWER.</description><link>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/154829768</link><guid>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/154829768</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 06:53:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>WHY DOES EVERY GIRL NAME THEIR CAR?</title><link>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/154815824</link><guid>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/154815824</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 06:10:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Near Future</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://helendear.tumblr.com/post/154571135/the-near-future" target="_blank"&gt;helendear&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s looking pretty great. Here is why.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;School starts!!!!!! I will learn how to make books, how to read children’s minds, and how to organize rocks. Seriously, August 19 cannot come soon enough.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I hate you, and the fact that you enjoy your classes.  My classes are about as fun as sticking a spoon into my eyeball.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/154689693</link><guid>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/154689693</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 01:15:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Who Planned the Layout of Keyboards?</title><description>Adam: ok&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Adam: I am going to bed.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Adam: I'll call you in a hot sex&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Adam: Whoops&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Adam: I meant sec&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Adam: The x is next to the c you see&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Laura: hahaha</description><link>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/125570969</link><guid>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/125570969</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 22:28:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Mom, if you read my blog, this is what I want for my birthday.
A...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/DBEX3anOBoueam07AmiCQ3c3o1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mom, if you read my blog, this is what I want for my birthday.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A REGGIE MILLER JERSEY!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/125569783</link><guid>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/125569783</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 22:26:10 -0400</pubDate><category>slim</category></item><item><title>The City of Raleigh is making me take the rhinos off my roof...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/DBEX3anOBosllq30VkdQ0VB5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The City of Raleigh is making me take the rhinos off my roof after I had to move them.  WTF?!?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/124763350</link><guid>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/124763350</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 16:15:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Great commercial</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="323" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2HWEXUzzmDY?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Great commercial&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/121361442</link><guid>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/121361442</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 17:06:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Blogging</title><description>&lt;p&gt;where has my creative urge gone?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/120219759</link><guid>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/120219759</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:43:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>isleofapples:

For Caid.
You’re welcome.

Thank you.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/59rRnLdShobqul8glQYG5aNvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://isleofapples.tumblr.com/post/118183304/for-caid-youre-welcome" target="_blank"&gt;isleofapples&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For Caid.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You’re welcome.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thank you.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/118184521</link><guid>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/118184521</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:12:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>It almost hurts to be this cool.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/DBEX3anOBoaubqtdVJDexULAo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;It almost hurts to be this cool.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/117825585</link><guid>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/117825585</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 05:59:34 -0400</pubDate><category>slim</category></item><item><title>GPOYW
Caption: That was a bad smelling fart.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/DBEX3anOBoa4wmrnxqc4oLfvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;GPOYW&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Caption: That was a bad smelling fart.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/117548246</link><guid>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/117548246</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 18:07:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>GPOYW.  The caption for this is “4 hours of sleep? ...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/DBEX3anOBo027xcqVbbRBdFoo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;GPOYW.  The caption for this is “4 hours of sleep?  fucccccckkkkk”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Rachel’s webcam)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/113931817</link><guid>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/113931817</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 16:55:00 -0400</pubDate><category>slim</category></item><item><title>Organic Chemistry</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Organic Chem Professor:&lt;/b&gt; &amp;#8220;&amp;#8230;so when this happens it becomes extremely volatile, reacts spontaneously, and is very combustible.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;&#13;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Me to the girl sitting next to me:&lt;/b&gt; &amp;#8220;Wait, I just zoned out for a minute.  Is he talking about molecules or my ex girlfriend?&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/110995791</link><guid>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/110995791</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 10:51:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>beebopdoowop:

52books:

Rosebuds - Get Up Get Out (Bon Iver...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/109938056/PwZbCHeeann6kddsrMq4AEdo&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://beebopdoowop.tumblr.com/post/109876928/52books-rosebuds-get-up-get-out-bon-iver" target="_blank"&gt;beebopdoowop&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://52books.tumblr.com/post/109635906/rosebuds-get-up-get-out-bon-iver-remix-this" target="_blank"&gt;52books&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rosebuds - Get Up Get Out (Bon Iver Remix)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is what it sounds like when you finally put down your book.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/109938056</link><guid>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/109938056</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 07:16:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>lookatthisfuckinghipster:
“Believe me, I wish I could wear an...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/37jsqloFrmxl76wc36oOrmtio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.latfh.com/post/103346673/believe-me-i-wish-i-could-wear-an-undershirt-my" target="_blank"&gt;lookatthisfuckinghipster&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;“Believe me, I wish I&lt;i&gt; could&lt;/i&gt; wear an undershirt. My chest hair would just eat it, though.”&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If he had a mustache he would be Russ.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/105156075</link><guid>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/105156075</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 16:16:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Maggie: did you still want me to kitten sit tomorrow?&#13;</title><description>Maggie: did you still want me to kitten sit tomorrow?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Adam: i dont know&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Adam: maybe&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Adam: probably&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Adam: count on doing it&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Maggie: haha adam&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Maggie: vaguest answer everrr</description><link>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/105029283</link><guid>http://headonastick.tumblr.com/post/105029283</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 09:59:03 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

