Adam’s Tip For Guys #73

If you want to get laid - the next time you’re in the shower and find one of her long hairs - place it on the shower wall so it sticks and move it around with your finger to form a heart shape - then tell her there’s a message from you in the shower and that you love her.

(DO NOT use your own pubic hairs and spell out “Me and you - tonight!” - it’s impressive and thoughtful, but most women won’t be impressed.  I have learned this.  Twice)